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GitS is highly relevant to my interests (Part 1?)

“You can’t fap to the Major. That’s just…wrong.”

– sabershirou, in a moment of trauma-induced celibacy

So I recently started watching Ghost in the Shell: Stand Alone Complex since most of this season’s anime have ended/are ending soon and I might as well catch up on a series I always wanted to watch but never really got into.

I was verbalizing to my comrade bloggers that I could not concentrate on the story, what with in almost every single scene with some sort of expository narrative, Major Kusanagi was there to distract me with her well toned physique to the extent that I had interrupted my viewing in search of some delicious Major hentai.

Which resulted in previously quoted contrariwise statement by sabershirou.

To which I respond, “Nay! It is more than possible to fap to the Major, there’s nothing wrong about it, and I’ll provide the coverage to prove it!”

Oh yes, Major Kusanagi has your sleek, toned, voluptuous coverage right here.

And in search of that scintillating coverage, the Major isn’t afraid to strap herself into a Tachikoma.

It may not be comfortable, but the Major’s more than willing to squeeze her lovely body into those tight confines to get the job done.

How can it be wrong, when what the Major is doing is voluntary and intentional?

She wants her audience to be aroused.

And whether it involves prowling across rooftops by night…

… or leaping headfirst into action

… Major Kusanagi’s always on top of the situation.

“how does GitS expect me to focus on the plot when motoko is flashing her ass and tits in nearly every scene. already went to look for motoko hentai once through my episode. [sic]”
– JohnnyYandere, last reported to be mightily confounded regarding his sexual orientation

Do note that these screencaps were taken from the first two episodes alone.

I don’t know if I’m ever going to make it to season 2.

  1. Fadeway
    September 24, 2011 at 1:09 am

    Gotta say, the only reason I’d pause an awesome show like GitS as my parents enter the room, thus denying them the revelation that anime isn’t just porn, is that, well, the rampant fanservice might only serve to strengthen their delusion.

    • JohnnyYandere
      September 24, 2011 at 8:03 am

      I believe it is obvious by now that I pause the awesomeness for a very different reason. -hangs head in shame-

  2. musicalcroc
    September 24, 2011 at 5:18 pm

    LOL either being distracted by the sexy or the Major directly hacks into your brain.
    In this show I like the Tachikomas the best. So cute.

    • JohnnyYandere
      September 24, 2011 at 8:59 pm

      I know right. What I’d give to have a real Tachikoma as a pet.

      Of course, if I could summon the dark forces to bring forth a character from GitS, I’d pick the Major, but I should at least pretend to be a functioning human being -nods head sagely-

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