Boku wa Tomodachi ga Sukunai – 4: WHAT IS THIS I DON’T EVEN-
I thought making Itou Kanae read lines from an eroge was enough.
Apparently not. AIC is determined to take this series by the scruff of the neck and up the ante.
I heard from an unnamed source that AIC (the animation company) tried to cram in 6472 chapters of the manga into a single episode. And I could see what this unnamed source meant.
Introducing three characters in one sitting? Gone are the old days of one new character per episode.
So the new characters come in hard and fast, and the first one is a 10-year old nun by the name of Maria Takayama who teaches at the school and lives in the church within.
Now where have I heard this before? Ah yes, a Certain small little nun called Index!
And SURPRISE MUTHAFUCKAS, she’s voiced by Yuka Iguchi! Do I need to say out loud who else she voices?
Maria is a 10-year old prodigy who teaches in a school, much like Negi in Mahou Sensei Negima.
Sadly though, Maria receives no love from her dear students. In the most unfortunate of circumstances, Maria, whose wisdom is inversely proportional to her intelligence, is completely subverted by the manipulative Yozora, whose words control Maria like a ragdoll marionette.
Would you just look at the expression on Sena’s and Kodaka’s faces. It’s totally -_______-”
You really have to watch this segment to see how Yozora systematically dismantles Maria, breaking her down and assuming complete control over her. It’s so funny and sad at the same time.
Luckily for us, here’s some magnificent Sena to look at. I HAD to make one stitched picture of her, cos as I said, she’s gonna have her own corner in my blog posts about this series. If your school doesn’t make a room specially for you, you’ll always have a spot in my blog!
Next up is Kusunoki Yukimura, a boy (actually I’m not sure) who thinks he’s a boy, but whom everybody else thinks to be a girl in a boy’s clothing. Did I make sense right there?
Yeah, he’s adamant to become as manly as Kodaka, and decides to stalk him, eventually joining the rinjin-bu.
I’d say, the first step for Yukimura to become more manly would be to grow a penis. Because there isn’t one there.
I REFUSE TO BELIEVE IT.
Must give some love to Kobato as well. Just look at her pouty face.
She wants attention from her brother, and it’ll be sacrilegious if we deny her our attention as well.
I say just drop the whole macabre act, and attack your brother with full on kawaii moe PAWAHH.
Halfway into the episode, and I’ve not seen anything remotely close to a parody. Could this possibly be a cause for concern?
Nah, highly doubt it. Not with Rika around.
To round it off, this episode introduces the third new character in quick succession, Rika Shiguma, a fujoshi genius scientist who has her own room/lab.
And here comes the parodies and tributes! Above is Rika with her best ahegao impression!
I think there’s no other better way of describing this live specimen of raging hormones. Rika Shiguma is YABASU. CHOU YABASU.
Kodaka saved her when she fainted while experimenting in the lab. And for that, it meant it Rika that Kodaka saved her from certain rape, and is willing to engage in sexual activities with him as a form of gratitude and repayment.
NORMALLY this would sound like an enticing prospect, but this girl is hardcore. To the max.
I did say at the start that we’d have thought that Itou Kanae AV voice was all there is to it right?
Wrong. In comes Rika narrating her twisted fantasies and fetishes, in what I can only term it as mecha love. A Gundam x Evangelion mecha love.
That’s totally Unit 02 from Evangelion erecting (did I say erecting) an AT-Field! Only that in this case, it’s a hymen. THE STRONGEST HYMEN IN THE WORLD.
TO BE PENETRATED BY THE BIGGEST DICK IN THE WORLD.
GUNDAM’S PONOS WILL PENETRATE UNIT 02’S VAGOOO!
Is that…..Sora no Otoshimono?!?!?!?!
ZA WARUDO AND ZA UNIVERSE.
I CAN HEAR MY HEARTBELL.
My eyes. What in the nine hells did I just watch.
Aye, ’tis true.
So I’ll leave you guys with some healing visions to soothe your ragged eyes.
A lovely sight of the twin peaks of Yozora, who is but an undulating hill, and Sena, whose mountainous heights are covered by an excessive amount of cloth.
Stay safe, my friends. Who knows what’s in store for us next week, now that the entire cast is assembled.