Sekai-Ichi Hatsukoi 06: For goodness’ sake just give me back Masamune already
I cannot stand Chiaki anymore.
The level of hatred I feel for him is unprecedented. Kyubey? Who’s that?
On a bad day, I might even prefer to watch an episode of Bleach/Naruto/One Piece over another episode of Chiaki wangst.
Those are the eyes of a man who wonders why he persists in such a one-sided relationship.
Yoshiyuki deserves so much better. Here he is, buying groceries for Chiaki, cooking his meals, doing his laundry, and what does Chiaki do?
He’s still got the cheek to entertain fantasies about Yuu.
Okay so that’s still somewhat forgivable.
I’m sorry, but didn’t you two become official as of last episode? Didn’t you guys have hot sweaty makeup man sex?
And now you’re going on a vacation with someone else? A someone else whom your lover sees as his chief rival? And you boast about this to your lover?
Douchebag, thy name is Chiaki.
Don’t you think they’d make a much better couple? All this belligerent sexual tension is fascinating.
Hell, I d0n’t even care if it’s out of character, I want them to start grinding each other in front of Chiaki just to make the little arsewipe break down in tears.
If nothing else, at least watching Yoshiyuki and Yuu together is far preferable to watching paint dry. And we’ve already established that watching paint dry is far preferable to watching Chiaki/anybody.
Don’t be afraid. Take a few deep breaths. It’s perfectly normal.
It’s not that I dislike Yoshiyuki. I do like him. He’s dependable, considerate.
It’s just that whatever respect for him is tarnished by his obsession with Chiaki.
And yes I know that by definition, an obsession is irrational. The problem is that it conflicts so much with the way he otherwise behaves.
It’s Yokozawa. Omg. I have missed him so much.
Maybe it’s his blue hair. Never underestimate the power of hair colour in determining a character’s appeal.
(Although Chiaki could have blue hair and I’d still eagerly smash the side of his face into a brick wall.)
Just look at that penetrating gaze. That barely-styled hair. The way his shoulders fill out that jacket. Oh my.
And the best part is that Masamune and Ritsu just look so cute together. Cute and adorable.
TAKE A HINT, STUDIO DEEN:
GET SOME CHEMISTRY INTO THE BORING COUPLE JUST GIVE ME BACK MASAMUNE ALREADY.
Look at Yoshiyuki. He looks happy.
I once said that I hate harem anime. Sekai-Ichi Hatsukoi has taught me that there are worse things than the worst harem anime.
Ritsu & Masamune > Yoshiyuki & harem > Yoshiyuki & Yuu > Watching paint dry > Worst harem anime > Chiaki & anybody
We’re finally going back to Ritsu and Masamune. And Yokozawa. But it’s mostly for the Masamune.
And my goodness, high school sleeping Masamune is crazy cute. And sexy. And holy crap, cute. I would glomp him. I would glomp him hard, fast and strong.
There be tears of joy streaming down my cheeks.
Rejoice! For our patience is about to be rewarded, and delicious Masamune awaits at the journey’s end.