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Koe de Oshigoto 02: Better than 99% of Hentai out there

"It is true that you came just by thinking about it?"

My apologies if this review is cruder than my usual writing, but I simply cannot hold it in. -possible Freudian slip-

Because this OVA is just filled with so much win.

THIS POST IS GUARANTEED NSFW.

DON’T SAY I DIDN’T WARN YOU.

"80% of people look at me as if I were a small animal. The remaining 20% want me to sit on their lap and call them Onii-chan."

I love Makino Kotori. She’s a loli who can turn you on and insult you at the same time. Oh God.

"...while 100% of the men who look at Hazuki want to put 'that' between her tits and start pumping."

Note that Hazuki derives some sort of happiness/pleasure at her friend’s damning observation. If she weren’t so obviously a Dojikko, I’d think she’d been paizuri-ing her way through high school.

The best part is that these two girls become erogo seiyuu too, further into the story. I absolutely can’t wait for OVA 3.

Why can't all female school PhysEd attire be like this?

Hazuki can really give Fumika a run for her money. Just look at the size of her chest.

Seriously I will not fail to get aroused in any scene with Kotori and Hazuki. But between the two I’d definitely prefer to screw Kotori’s delicious loli body senseless.

“Aoyagi-san, there’s something I want to ask you…”

-Kanna’s heart thumps painfully, filled with anticipation-

"...are you an eroge seiyuu?"

The entirety of existence conspires to troll the hell out of Kanna. It wasn’t enough that she can orgasm simply through imagination or that she’s been pressed into service doing hentai voicework in an eroge company.

Now any future Ai no Kokuhaku will remind her of the moment she realized a classmate has heard her gasping, moaning and pleading for dick.

If there's one thing that the Japanese excel at, it's coming up with porn titles.

No native English speaker could ever come up with a title like “Semen Dependence Syndrome”. These are words that were simply not supposed to be placed together. But the Japanese do it anyway.

This is the part that everybody's been waiting for.

This stitch is not very well done. Her arms were moving and I'm not going to bother taking screencap after screencap when I can cheat with some resizing.

But then again if you’re here for hentai, you’re really looking in the wrong place.

“Oh, semen is so delicious!”

"...this stuff is pretty explicit, isn't it..."

Now this is what we call an exercise in contrast.

Just as the anime has to maintain a balance between hentai fanservice and plot, I have to at least make an effort to construct a somewhat credible-ish review.

Otherwise this post would comprise of nothing more than a download link and a friendly reminder to have tissues at hand.

Not surprisingly, all this emphasis on blowjobs arouses Kanna's curiosity.

“In these games, the girl often licks the man’s dick, right?”

“Well yes, it’s called fellatio.”

“…but why do they lick it?”

'Tis a question that would stump even the brightest of minds.

I can imagine that there are entire doctoral theses written in an attempt to answer this question.

"Doing it with your mouth feels much better than doing it with your hands!"

The lovable/detestable Sakanami Shigekazu.

He says the things that no man alive would dare to say.

"I'd lick it myself, but regrettably our anatomical structure makes it impossible!"

There are of course a few well-endowed/flexible, disturbed souls who can prove Shigekazu wrong.

"Therefore we must find someone else to do it for us!"

It’s sad that most men are only truly motivated by the base instinct. It’s easier to get all riled up about censorship than it is to be riled up about, say, politics. Or so I heard.

"Having a man suck my dick would be disgusting, which is why we get girls to do it!"

I bet not even the Spartans at Thermopylae had the balls to say things like this in real life.

Although it’s probably more to do with the fact that the Spartans maintained the tradition of having homosexual relations with teenage boys, but that’s not the point.

Kanna continues to underestimate Shigekazu and asks another question.

“In these game, the girl is sucking on dicks and drinking semen and saying it’s delicious, right?

"Does semen actually taste that good?"

Oh Kanna, where were you during my Sex Education classes?

"That is a truly WONDERFUL question!"

Shigekazu doesn’t disappoint.

"I feel embarrassed to volunteer here."

“But it’s for the greater good, so…”

"...I'LL LET YOU SAMPLE MINE TO FIND OU-"

As amusing as Shigekazu is, I was actually pretty horrified at his suggestion. Shows that I still have some semblence of a conscience, ya?

DPM + FP wins footsies with priority.

As great as this OVA was, I felt that it needed more Fumika.

Not for her breasts (which are magnificent) but because she’s a really interesting character. She hates her breasts, is a virgin and does eroge voice acting. Another girl whom I wish existed in real life.

What’s that?

A threesome with Kotori and Fumika? HNNNNGH

"Kanna-chan, semen tastes just like condensed milk."

The scary thing is that Kanna could actually successfully delude herself into thinking it as such.

And while I’m not against possible genetic modifications to the testicles so that semen will indeed taste sweet, somehow I find it exceedingly strange to have the human body produce a fluid that is not salty.

…I’m just going to shut up now.

Okay, so not every situation with Kotori and Hazuki is an arousing one. But they are awesome nonetheless.

I need to start carrying pink confetti with me so I can launch into a comically exaggerated “Congratulations!” at a moment’s notice.

Fumika-chan...

…my dear, lovely, beautiful Fumika-chan…

...why do you insist on moving your hands so much?

I spent half an hour trying to stitch these damn screencaps together. Obviously I gave up.

You’d think women would have the courtesy to stay still while they’re faking orgasms.

... it was an especially tasty ice lolly.

This is probably yet another thing that only works in anime.

In real life I’d be less aroused and more concerned about the damn thing melting and getting on the girl’s top. In an actual concerned way. Not in a oh-look-your-top’s-stained-let’s-get-that-off way.

No, Kaidzu did not jerk off on his finger for Kanna to lick it off.

It’s condensed milk.

Seriously, Kanna’s either going to be in for one heck of surprise when she gives her first real blowjob…

… or she starts getting aroused every time she sees a can/tube/container of condensed milk. That’ll be one really awkward trip to the supermarket.

And that’s the last of Kanna’s imaginative soirees.

Meanwhile in the studio, the staff are eagerly awaiting the moment Kanna trolls herself once more.

THOSE TEARS.

That is one hot Ahegao.

Okay really if you’ve got the time to read through this entire post you probably have the time to watch the OVA (again).

TL: Yayoi's telling you to JUST GO ALREADY.

…in any event Yayoi isn’t going to be showing you her hot mid-20s body anytime soon. But there’s still hope, since she used to be an eroge seiyuu too and we have Kanna around to imagine it for us.

So go watch the OVA if you haven’t.

And if you have, give your hands a break, go listen to some pretentious classical music, then go watch the OVA again.

Bonus credits screencap:

Kanna has a pair of really nice legs. Dem calves and thighs. Day-mn.

  1. enixfire
    May 14, 2011 at 5:18 am

    x////x Gah! Watching the first episode was stupid embarrassing to the point I thought I’d not watch the second episode, but since ya made a review of it I had a reason to. At times like this I despised and adore being such a stupidly blatant virgin |||OTL *insert whining, self-hatred, & emo cornering for about 20 minutes*. I really relate to Kanna in that I have ability as her/questions/stupid shy reactions toward things, but way worse. Though she’s better off since I unfortunately or fortunately can’t get aroused from most 3D guys or better said I haven’t ever seen one who I can consider “hot” (stupid high standards and tastes in men are what’s contributing to me being single)…….. I dunno, there’s no real topic I can think of talking about with this anime it’s really straight forward I just kinda felt like spouting about myself like I normally do if that’s okay.

    • JohnnyYandere
      May 14, 2011 at 10:08 am

      Watching this episode wasn’t embarrassing per se, but reviewing it was.

      Especially when I was stitching that blowjob screencap together. Every single time one of my family members walked by I’d alt-tab and pretend I was reorganizing my files.

      Still, it’s rather cute that you’re an ignorant virgin. I suppose it’s a good thing we met online and not IRL because otherwise I’d be having too much fun trying to troll you. And then you’d hate me for the rest of your life and I’d be sad.

      I’m honestly rather surprised that you don’t have any 3D guy in mind. I mean, only being in high school probably explains it, but isn’t there an actor out there you find attractive? Actually the strange thing is that personally, while I can appreciate the eye candy of hot actresses, I can’t get aroused by them much either. Maybe my imagination’s lacking.

      And well, Koe de Oshigoto’s really geared towards guys. I’d be really surprised if you professed your love for it. But it’s really sweet of you to post even though you don’t have anything to say. I’d have done the Sekai-Ichi post last night if the subs were out, but now they’re out and I have to work -___-

  2. enixfire
    May 14, 2011 at 12:55 pm

    Huh those statements bring up a few points I didn’t necessarily think of. Guys don’t talk to me in teasing ways/at all after giving them the look of complete unamusement and/or booking it like Kanna did from Kaizu (while in highheels carrying at least 2 giant no less than 3 cm thick textbooks + folders & notebook dodging left and right inbetween people since they alway do it at the time when people are changing classes). The only instances guys talk to me are if they’re in the same class as me making small talk and or insulting me (true conversation in homeroom last week boy: “you know for a smart girl your really…” “stupid? (I lack a lot of common knowledge on social matters)” “Yea! Pretty much! xD” “∑(TAT;) although that’s true, that’s a really mean thing to say flat out to my face” teacher: “but you say all the time in class that you like it when people make fun of you” me: “that’s not the point though! T_T” plus today when we were grouping together for a lab the ENTIRE class was like “ok not it!” “not it” “∑(TAT;) You guys are a bunch of jerks!” *insert chorus of laughter*).

    And frankly my taste in guys can be summed up in this conversation I had when two girls were showing me pictures on one’s phone of guys in hopes of finding out the type I like “wtf how can you not think he’s hot?!” “Cause I can’t he’s just…ew~” “omg how can- I don’t even- *facepalm*/moment of defeat” other girl: “just show her a few pictures of ugly guys” me: “I don’t like ugly guys it that those guys are too buff/ew faced” “did she honestly say that just now?! I’m about to slap her” “TwT sorry, I’m picky.” When it comes to actors though I have to say *intense internet such are actors I would otherwise not know* okay I’ve just looked a whole bunch of guys and failed to find one I liked >_>; I don’t even see them as eye candy either. I’m super picky about my qualities and unfortunately most actor let alone the guys at my school don’t present those qualities since almost no one finds them attractive.

    I’m normally one to skip these kinda anime, but do to my “keep watching till you get bored” policy Koe de Oshigoto’s characters had enough time to completely sink their claws into my heart that I actually feel for them.

    • JohnnyYandere
      May 14, 2011 at 10:48 pm

      Methinks a majority of American guys do not know how to tease without turning it into an outright case of sexual harassment and/or immature humour.

      But high heels! Do they not hurt your feet??

      Anyway. I suppose this means you prefer guys who aren’t overly muscular? That’s a more Asian-ish body image, I think.

      What I like about Koe De Oshigoto’s anime adaptation is the pacing. Since the studio doesn’t have to stretch the story to fit 13 episodes, and since it doesn’t have to push an episode a week; it can take its time with the material, developing each mini-arc and character.

      I’d be all for this sort of adaptation if it didn’t mean unpredictable broadcast schedules and probably month-long waits between each episode.

    • March 23, 2012 at 12:10 am

      The reason is…your lesbian ahaha just kidding,but seriously maybe the trick here is that you need to fall in love,and have a real care for the person,not only outer looks,some people are like that

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