Maria Holic: Alive – 03: K-ON!! vs. reality.
But alas, grim reality is harsh. Even the raging dyke, full-on yuri protagonist Miyamae Kanako isn’t spared from the real-world troubles that plague the fairer gender all across the globe. And no, I’m not talking about being at a loss, exclaiming out loud in front of a closet full of clothes that they have nothing to wear. Men will say, “I have found her, she’s given me meaning in my life. I have to be with her. Without her, I’m totally gone. I can’t walk, I can’t sleep, she has to be MINE!” That, is how women feel about shoes. But I digress. I’m talking about going crazy over their weight.
Aye, the inevitable has happened. Kanako has put on far too much weight to feel feather-thin anymore. But she is loathe to admit it!
And what’s the cause?
The usual suspects, Mariya, God-sama and co.! Always gathering in her room, enjoying a spread of the finest pastries whose names sound more like fine works of art.
Meanwhile, in a certain slice-of-life anime about 5 girls getting together to form a band, they enjoy sweets and cakes and tea and pastries DAILY.
And they never have to worry about getting fat at all! HAS REALITY FORSAKEN THEM?