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Top 5 Applications of Nakamoto Worio’s Voice

ALL HAIL THE SIXTH LORD OF DARKNESS

Nakamoto Worio is legendary. There’s no doubt about that. As a seiyuu, his work has achieved an almost mythical status.

But fickle, erratic humans that we are, we demand more than mere soundbites. We demand more than mere voice acting.

So with that in mind, I present to you the Top 5 Applications of Nakamoto Worio’s Voice.

5: Politically Incorrect Speeches

Translation:
Breasts are not all created equal. Large breasts, small breasts, beautiful breasts, breasts that sag a bit; In shape, color, size, breasts are all different.

Indeed, breasts exist for differentiation. It is for this reason that people struggle and compete, and bring forth new qualities. Inequality is not evil. Evil is to rashy define what the ideal breasts are.

What of the EU, who value shape? They all have the same shape, and are thus uninteresting. And the Chinese, who value size? They are all humongous, and look otherworldly.

But my Britannia is not like them. By struggling and competing, we constantly give life to new kinds of breasts. Britannia alone is advancing to the future. My son Clovis’ death is proof that Britannia is creating new types of breasts.

We will fight! We will struggle and overcome, and take and rule them! The breasts we desire are at the end of our fight! All Hail Breasts!

Need I say more?

4: Anime Song Remixes

This is something that needs to be done for every anime song in existence.

Stop screwing around Yamaha. The world wanted a male Vocaloid, and it wasn’t Len.

3: Special Effects

Who needs a multimillion-dollar budget for sound mixing when you can make anything sound awesome with Wakamoto’s voice?

Yamaha, the eyes of the Japanese film industry are on you.

2: English Lessons

Yes, the Japanese would still be unintelligible to the English-speaking world. Yes, it wouldn’t be suited for every conversational situation.

But that doesn’t mean a country of people speaking like Wakamoto wouldn’t be awesome.

1: Wakamoto GPS

The best part? It’s commercially available right now.

  1. April 21, 2011 at 11:48 pm

    somehow he looks… too normal. =,=

  2. archyver
    April 21, 2011 at 11:56 pm

    Haha…well he used to be a police officer too….talk about bad-ass voice…

  3. Nitramy
    April 29, 2011 at 4:15 am

    For honorable mention, Wakamoto makes an awesome nanosuit-armor VA.

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