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Freezing – 05 : Tibet tits!

She is Rana Linchen and She wants to be inside Aoi's pants too!

Finally, the introduction of this story’s 2nd female main character! Rana Linchen! A Tibet village girl transferred over to Genetics West in search of her soul mate! erm.. according to the err… tears of kunrun? Well anyway, she is voiced by one of my favourite seiyuu, Kana Hanazawa!

Hand Sonic! Incidentally, she voiced Tenshi from Angel Beats as well!

This is Kana Hanazawa! Is’nt she just KA-WA-II?!? Super cute! You should really see and hear her in person! Some facts: Her birthday is on 25th February 1989~ Coming up real soon! Just a mere 22 years old soon to be and already voicing so many main characters from popular animes. This season, she is Nessa the super cute red headed doppel in Fractale and Charlotte Dunois, the girl-act-boy latest addition to Ichika’s harem. Last season, she was gothic loli Kuroneko from OreImo and ugly duckling Tsukumi from Kuragehime. Due to the nature of her sweet loving voice, KanaHana is usually casted as soft spoken characters like Kusano from Sekirei, Nadeko from Bakemonogatari and Aoi Futaba from Asobi ni iku yo. Her voice is angelic and I am sure archyver, our seiyuu encyclopedia, will write a very detailed biography of her in the near future.

You want some Hand Sonic?!

LOL! Sorry could’nt resist! LOL! More batcrap coming after the jump!

Seems like the animator prefers to call Satellizer Sateraizer or Satelliizer or Sateraizewr sometimes...

Ok, this is not the first time we see the engrish errors. BUT COME ON 4 DIFFERENT SPELLINGS OF SATELLIZER?! OMGWTFBBQ. NOT TO MENTION LIMITER, LIMMTER, LIMITTER and MANY MORE!@$#@%@^

I dunno why... but i am fine.. with Aoi touching.. my..

And finally, after 4 episodes of wooing after the special spot of limmter… limmter.. wtf, Limiter of Sateraizer… Satelliizer….. Sateraizewr.. WTF, Satellizer finally gave in! but on the condition, NO BAPTISM. TOUGH LUCK AOI. Well he actually accepted the terms without any facial distortion. (BUT I KNOW DEEP DOWN INSIDE HIS MANLY HEART… HE IS SHEDDING MANLY TEARS)

No delicious melons for now.. ORZ...

I sure love their uniform, designed to lure innocent limiters into the onee-san’s bedroom!

But we can still continue our cute moments of blushing!

And sure enough, the uniform served its purpose and Aoi accepted the invitation to Satellizer’s bedroom… AT NIGHT. HEHEHEHEHE!

Tibet tits FTW!

Before he could do that however, he had a taste of Tibet tits from the easily lost Rana Linchen!

I want to get into your pants too!

As usual, our GAR Aoi pointed her to the principal’s office and saved her from wasting months finding it, gaining the token to ride her leaving a good impression on her.

Arthur's recap of his baptism night~

Oh boy he went straight for the tits.

As Aoi was making his way to Satellizer’s room, Hiiragi said about baptism being a very special moment where the pandora appeals to her limiter (WITH GOD KNOWS WHAT HEHEHEH). Arthur recalled his baptism night as one which ended disastrously, he fell asleep and could’nt remember a batcrap. What a sadshit.

Which one makes me look more like a slut? Answer: Naked!

However, things obviously never ever goes smoothly in an anime. Aoi and gang soon meets up with three 2nd year Pandoras who were defeated by Satellizer in the last carnival tournament. Meanwhile, an excited Satellizer is preparing for her big night with Aoi.

LETS HIDE LIKE COWARDS!

I expected Rana to appear instantly to save their asses, but I was wrong. Hiiragi showed us the difference between an average 1st year Pandora and 2nd year ones. In blunt terms, she got pwned.

Wow, what a fetish Arthur has here.

And here I thought Arthur being current 2nd year Pandora ranking no.1 Ganessa’s limiter would be of some use… apparently, not.

Wow, step her flat.

Hiiragi was’nt spared either. The second years descipline disciplined her thorougly for trying to save Aoi’s ass just to hopefully get inside his pants.

DONT FUCK AROUND WITH MY FRIENDS!!!!

And as seen in the last few episodes, Aoi’s true abilities are only activated in desperate times. The 3 2nd years were stunned by his freezing for ….

crap... hollow mode ended... too fast.

.. 3 seconds before he collapse due to anemia… just when we thought all hopes are lost…

Rana Linchen! Dazzling the stage!

A serious looking Rana Linchen appeared and..

Her favourite hobby is advertising for Bandai.

Here is her profile… and…

Rana's Ginga Punch!

she fisted them into defeat. Three 2nd year Pandoras defeated with bare fist.

should I really go.... naked? hmm

Satellizer still not done with choosing her first night’s dress. Sad to say, no sweet night for her this time as Aoi will spend his night @ the hospital. What a tragedy to their first date.

Arnett McMillan - Ranked 4th Sluttiest 3rd year pandora.

Cleo Brand - Ranked 5th Whorest 3rd year pandora.

Elizabeth Mably - Ranked 2nd Biggest Tits 3rd year pandora.

Meanwhile, three of the top ranking onee sans are plotting a scheme to make life difficult for Satellizer while immensing in a swimming liesbian orgy.

Preview for episode 6:

Where are you looking at? Her steel plated glove or... her white panty?

Next episode, probably a catfight between Rana & Satellizer over Aoi. Pre-Kudos to the 3rd years onee-samas for planning this shit out and giving us audiences a great fan-serviceful episode 6!

and yeap it is, definitely Rana's gloves of mass destruction.

Watch out Sateraizer… Satelliizer….. Sateraizewr.. Satellizer, you are so going to vomit…

FRESH BLOOD FROM YOUR STOMACH.

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