Oniichan no Koto Nanka Zenzen Suki Janain Dakara Ne – 04 : Harem Fantasy Realism Cruelty

Yay! Its the beach episode!

This episode of Oniikoto is absolutely hilarious, deserving a total of 44 screenshots! Despite the usual antics shown in typical harem anime’s beach episodes & the unpopular animation many of us watching cannot get use to, the director manage to play around with the hallucination effect to achieve maximum epic jokes. The story begans with Nao blackmailing Shuusuke to go to the beach as it summer and she is feeling “HOT”…

No point dwelling much into the storyline. To sum it up, Shuusuke is in a harem and there are pros and cons to it. The screenshots below will tell the thousand words.

Nao's Fantasy.

Nao's fantasy part 2.

Reusing screenshot 1 to point out reality! Size difference.

Well… Nao came to the beach with a plan… and the plan is obvious… to SEDUCE HER ONII CHAN!

HDTV 1920X1080 LOL.

But once again, her plans were thwarted thanks to uninvited guests.

yeeeeOUCH

And Shuusuke’s eyecandies were blasted into his eye, literally.

Challenger APPEARS!

I LOLed hard when Iroha proclaimed that them meeting at the beach was such a coincidence. The director then showed us Iroha’s telescope+GPS Satellite+Mapping Software pinpointing a red dot+Shuusuke’s handphone. Shuusuke has no privacy when it comes to Iroha.

Take note of Haruka and Hirono's facial expressions throughout the episode. They were made of win.

LOL! The Penguin VS Cat fight ensues.

Shuusuke's facial distortions were priceless as well.

He is in a harem alright...

As per usual, Nao and Iroha began their catfight over Shuusuke, feeding him with icecream until…

Nope.. he is the sad victim of a cat fight.

he had to go for a major toilet break.

Definitely the victim of the catfight.

And then Nao and Iroha started spraying water on Shuusuke until he choked. LOL at Hirono and Haruka’s facial expressions!

Heh.. nice getup!

Next… We had the typical water volleyball scene! Of coz Shuusuke is eyeing for delicious meatbuns!

*Whistles*

Watch them squeezeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee together~

Heh... another pair of delicious meatbuns~!

Nods in agreement!

Pyon pyon!

boing boing boing boing~

Great pleasure comes with great consequences.

Two streams of jet water this time.

Double combo Bullseye!

The only part where they cooperated together was to prevent Shuusuke from feasting his eyes on Hirono and Haruka.

Im not a child anymore... Check out how "big" my boobs have grown...

Before long, Iroha started her usual antics again. Under her self denial hynotism, she forced Shuusuke’s to touch her self proclaimed well developed rack.

Nao's missle attack.

And of course, our dear bro-con sister won’t stand back and do nothing.

Headshot!

This impact triggered Shuusuke’s first delusion.

Shizuru is the ideal girl for Shuusuke, School swimsuit and up-to-the-thigh socks.

The appearance of Shizuru chan!~ We begin the delusion play!

Delusion.

Reality.

Delusion: Kissing his dream girl Shizuru.

Reality: Getting drained off water in stomach by Nao via intensive punches, which KOed him for another round of delusion.

Delusion~

Shizuru shaving his pubic hair off~

His dream girl doing "that" for him~ Wow, this seems wrong.

Watch how fast his facial expression changes from shock…

Died in peace.

to pure pleasure and bliss…

Pointblank shot of what he could only see in lingerie magazines.

and more shocking pleasure!

From disgust…

At Nao’s and Iroha’s catfight over Shuusuke..

Good luck.. Shuusuke.. you need it.

The Reality: Heavy punches incoming.

Tentacle play - An aspect of Ecchi thats never left out.

The Delusion: Shizuru wrapped and stripped by tentacles.

To fear..

that Nao and Iroha are gonna kill Shuusuke with their punches.

Fighting over who gets to do the CPR.

The lameass argument who should administer the CPR.

To utter shock and awe.

And finally comes… the PLOT TWIST.

Finally... the moment is about to realise.

Delusion: It is really going to come true. The kiss.

Cannot believe that this is actually happening.

Delusion: OMG IT REALLY HAPPENED. THIS DAMP SOFT SENSATION… THE SLIGHT SOURNESS OF THE SWEET FRUIT…  THE SMELL OF THE REFRESHING LAVENDER…

REALITY.

EXPECTED. BUT STILL LAUGH OUT LOUD.

LOL @ THE ERO MAGAZINE. AGE IS IMBA.

THEY EVEN BROUGHT AN ERO MAGAZINE TO THE BEACH. EXPECTED NOTHNG LESSER FROM THE AGE GROUP.

The cruel truth tears his innocent heart.

THIS DAMP SOFT SENSATION… THE SLIGHT SOURNESS OF THE SWEET FRUIT…  THE SMELL OF THE REFRESHING LAVENDER… With great pleasure comes with painful consequences.

The boy who gave Shuusuke his first.

Dumbfounded.

Aftershock.

Still dumbfounded.

His recovery rate from the trauma.. too fast too furious.

But not long after,  Shuusuke was still able to touch Nao’s heart by adjusting her head to lean on his and confessing to himself (thinking she was asleep) that he felt that she was the cutest among all. Way to go Shuusuke.

A! G! E!

And of course. This post ends with a tribute shot of the AGE squadron, who never fails to surprise me at how low-life they can get.